I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I miss vodka workout Fridays
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The adults are the big ones right?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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