Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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