no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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