HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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