I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
But theres a keg here and me gusta
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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