He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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