btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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