just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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