Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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