I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize