Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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