i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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