brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it's like iHOP with fire
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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