I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
it was like eating out sand paper
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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