Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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