Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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