A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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