So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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