I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
well you can't waste a boner
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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