Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
