so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I will be naked everywhere
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
soo... how was my night?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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