thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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