Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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