..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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