I wish I could punch you in the face.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Need sex. Gaining weight.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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