It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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