i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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