I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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