Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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