so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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