The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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