She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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