Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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