u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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