He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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