i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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