i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just had sex on a roof
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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