I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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