Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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