just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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