i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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