What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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