C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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