This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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