last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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