Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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