It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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