the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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