if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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