If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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