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(847): View more from Illinois

Pappa wants mamma naked

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.

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(619): View more from California

Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am

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(315): View more from New York

I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?

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(541): View more from Oregon

We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?

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