Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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