So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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