Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I had to cum in my sink.
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