the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
How does one acquire holy water?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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